jakethesequel:

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

fairycosmos:

yes i hate being a consumer yes getting a package delivered makes me feel like life is worth living. i contain multitudes. and brain rot

creepymutelilbugger:

sophie-baybey:

elliespectacular:

a poker term I never understood is “ace in the hole” like??? why are they in the hole if they’re ace???

gray-ace in the hole

seeyouguyslater:

seeyouguyslater:

I forgot I drew this as a response it fits so well

@meu-meu-kissy-ceutie

thecraftybear:

wuntrum:

pioneering something called “gritted teeth optimism” where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

Everything’s gonna be fine and it’s not negotiable.

babkaism:

Do something creative even if it sucks. Do something creative even if it sucks. Do something creative even if it sucks. Do something creative even if it sucks. Do something creative even if it sucks. Do something creative even if it sucks. Do something creative even if it sucks.

the-punforgiven:

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like “By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!” And then just getting into his car and driving off

bpdtomwambsgans:

shrimpsisbugs:

shrimpsisbugs:

shlep is one of the best yiddish words and we don’t talk about it enough

there’s no other word that specifically means 1) i am going somewhere, 2) it is a long and not very pleasant journey and 3) i am complaining about it

miku-spotted:

gremrin:

glowyskull:

I’m the #1 princess in the world

And that’s how you’ll treat me, got it?

@miku-spotted am I doing this right

miku spotted!